Sorry My Ass
Monday, February 16th, 2009Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go.
R&B star Chris Brown, who was arrested last weekend on suspicion of attacking a woman widely believed to be the pop star Rihanna, said on Sunday he was “sorry and saddened” about the incident, and was seeking counseling. The 19-year-old performer of such chart-toppers as “Run It!” and “Forever” has been in hiding since the alleged fracas with his girlfriend in a rented Lamborghini. He hired a public relations company that specializes in crisis management to issue a five-sentence statement in which he also said many media and blog reports have been wrong. “Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired,” he said. “I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person.” He did not mention his father, who was quoted on Friday as telling People magazine that his son was “very remorseful.” Police and prosecutors have not officially disclosed that Rihanna was the victim of Brown’s attack just after midnight on February 8. But unidentified police sources told the Los Angeles Times that Rihanna was the victim, and numerous media outlets have reported the same information. Remorseful? That’s the best you can do? Chris Brown you gone and done it now.

Well this is exciting. Selma Hayek wed French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault wed over the weekend in Paris, Usmagazine.com reports. French newsmagazine, Le Point reported the news as well. The couple called off their engagement in July 2008 but have appeared “on again” for a while. They have a daughter, Valentina, who was born in September 2007. Wow, I bet Frenchie will have a field day with those newly enlarged pregnancy fun bags.

M.I.A. boasts on her Celebrity MySpace page that her newborn son is healthy and the “most amazing thing ever on this planet. The 31-year-old recording artist famously performed at the Grammy Awards show in Los Angeles on her due date, February 8. “My baby was born Wednesday. He is healthy, fine, beautiful and the most amazing thing ever on this plant. Of course, I’m his mum,” M.I.A. wrote on her blog. “Me and baby are putting our tour dates for 2010 together and making mix tapes and figuring out a way to break out of the hospital.” M.I.A. didn’t announce the name of her baby boy, who is her first child with her fiancé, musician Benjamin Bronfman, Usmagazine.com said. Good for them. I mean did you see her at the Grammy Awards? She was ready to drop.

Tom Cruise proved there were no hard feelings towards ex Nicole Kidman’s new husband Keith Urban by applauding a performance the country singer gave at a race car convention at the weekend. Urban played a set before the kick-off of the Daytona 500 car race in Florida on Sunday. And among the faces cheering on the star in the crowd was Cruise, along with his adopted son Connor, 14. An onlooker says, “Tom and Connor had a great day out and really enjoyed listening to Keith as he performed.” Cruise was married to Kidman for 11 years and they adopted the teen and daughter Isabella, 16, before divorcing in 2001. He went on to wed actress Katie Holmes in 2006 and the couple has a daughter, Suri. Kidman married Urban the same year and they have a seven month old tot named Sunday Rose. Wow, isn’t that like The Hamburgler becoming friends with Mayor McCheese?

Earlier in the night she may have called it “the horror that is Valentine’s Day,” but Katy Perry appears to have been struck by cupid’s arrow – which also seems to have hit her and Paris’s Ex, Benji Madden. Following her Valentine’s show at Hard Rock Hotel’s Wasted Space, Perry, 24, and Madden, 29, headed to Lavo – where the two conspicuously cuddled throughout the night, later prompting one observer to sense “some chemistry there.” Madden, in town to deejay, even danced for Perry during several songs – and at those rare times when their hands weren’t on each other’s legs. Wow, that is interesting. I have said it many of times before but the dating pool in young Hollywood must be very small.

Peter Gabriel has pulled out of the Academy Awards after producers said they wanted to limit his time onstage. Gabriel, whose song “Down to Earth” from Wall-E is nominated for best song, was asked to cut down his nearly six-minute song into a condensed version to be played as part of a medley, according to the Associated Press. Gabriel’s time onstage would have been just over a minute, he says. “I do think it’s a bit unfortunate,” Gabriel says in a video posted to his web site. “The songwriters, even though they’re a small part of the whole filmmaking process, we still work bloody hard and I think deserve a place in the ceremony as well.” Still, he plans to be at the Oscar ceremony in Los Angeles. “I’m an old fart and it’s not going to do me any harm to make a little protest,” Gabriel says. “But the ceremony should be fun and I’m looking forward to it.” Wow, bitter much? Is it a fact that he is nominated in the same category as Miley Cyrus?

News of the World reports Lilly Allen is facing criticism after suggesting that parents should let their kids try certain illegal drugs. “Parents should say, ‘Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don’t. Try it and see what you think’,” the 23-year-old explained. The pop singer, who just released her second album ‘It’s Not Me, It’s You’, added that fame has helped keep her away from abusing ecstasy. “If I hadn’t been famous I’d have taken loads,” Allen admitted. “Wouldn’t be too wise right now” Wow, that Brit is a flippin genius.

And finally, Justin Timberlake wins style props in the March issue of GQ magazine. The magazine picked the entertainer to lead a list of the “10 Most Stylish Men in America.” It singled out Timberlake for his impact on fashion, willingness to take risks and “knack for targeting trends” such as hats, three-piece suits, skinny ties and beards. Timberlake, who launched his clothing line William Rast several years ago, tells GQ he considers model Kate Moss a style icon because she “could put a barrel on and it would be some sort of statement.” Yeah, I can see that. As long as they don’t mention Chris Brown as most stylish, I am a happy camper.

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