Paris is a whore, well duh
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009Happy Wednesday Kiddies and away I go.
Paris Hilton has dismissed reports she moved on from her recent break-up with Doug Reinhardt by romancing Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo – insisting they are “just good friends”. The hotel heiress recently ended her six-month romance with baseball player Reinhardt, announcing the news on Tuesday through her publicist. But just a day after the split, the hotel heiress was spotted getting close to Manchester United player Ronaldo in a Los Angeles nightclub – prompting rumors of a new relationship. But Hilton insists she is not dating Ronaldo – and remains coy over whether romance will bloom in the future. She says, “Cristiano and I are good friends. Very good friends. He’s a nice guy – and an incredible athlete. We’re getting to know each other and I have to leave it at that.” Damn that Paris, sinking her teeth in to all the cute foreign guys.

Lindsay Lohan has vowed to fully cooperate with police as they investigate the disappearance of jewelry from her recent photo shoot with British Elle magazine.
The Mean Girls star has been caught up in an official inquiry after $400,000 worth of gems allegedly vanished from the set of the photo shoot, which took place during the actress’ trip to London earlier this month. The jewels were loaned to the magazine for the picture session, but were not returned to the jewelry store afterward. The editors and jewelers then spent two weeks trying to get a response from the Mean Girls actress, but she reportedly left the U.K. last week without getting back to them. According to HolyMoly.com, the matter was handed over to British police late last week. And now Lohan has responded to the revelations, insisting she will do whatever she can to help cops investigate the matter. Her representative, Leslie Sloane-Zelnik, tells Radar Online that the star is “happy to co-operate” with police. She adds, “We haven’t been contacted yet by anyone. Lindsay hopes they find the missing items.” I swear that girl would do anything to keep her name in the papers.

Miley Cyrus was caught cavorting on the beach with a new man on Monday – she locked lips with a young Aussie actor in sexy scenes for her new film “The Last Song.” The Disney superstar is ready to put her clean-cut image behind her as she embarks on a career as a serious actress, and started by filming intimate moments in the sea with hunk Liam Hemsworth. Cyrus plays a wild child who is packed off to live with her estranged father in the upcoming movie. And it certainly seems the Hannah Montana star – who recently split from model boyfriend Justin Gaston – enjoyed her seaside smooching scenes. She tells UsWeekly.com, “I got a hot boy. Not bad to look at for the summer.” But the teen queen is quick to refute any rumors she’s enjoying a real life romance with her co-star, writing on her Twitter.com page: “I am not dating Liam! We have a kissing scene on the beach today
I’m just working
not a bad job huh?” Wow, you know what they say, once a tramp, always a tramp.

Madonna has said she is “ecstatic” an appeals court in Malawi has approved her request to adopt a little girl from an orphanage in the country. The singer’s application to adopt Chifundo “Mercy” James — who has alternately been reported as 3 and 4 years old — was initially denied because Madonna did not meet Malawi’s residency requirements. The judge hearing the case said granting the celebrity the adoption could possibly open the door for human trafficking. However, Madonna appealed the ruling and was told Friday her adoption petition had been granted. The appeals court said the first judge hearing the case did not take into consideration the divorced star’s commitment to helping disadvantaged children when she made her decision. “I am extremely grateful for the Supreme Court’s ruling on my application to adopt Mercy James,” Madonna Monday told Usmagazine.com via her spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg. “I am ecstatic. My family and I look forward to sharing our lives with her,” added the 50-year-old recording artist and mother of three other children. “Her passport is already being prepared — we’re not going to pause this over the weekend,” a senior-level government insider told the magazine’s Web site. “Madonna and Mercy should be together by Wednesday.” Damn, being a celebrity really does have its perks.

Get ready for another round of Speidi. Spencer and Heidi may be off I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! but the reality TV stars are already making plans for a comeback. “I actually was just letting NBC know that I am ready to go back,” The Hills star, 25, tells MTV. ”I’m ready. I got a whole new attitude about it.” But Pratt and Montag, 23, will probably have to wait until next season to return to the Costa Rican jungle. “We tried to go back but the cast said they would mutiny if we showed up!” he says. “And the doctor told me I couldn’t,” adds Montag, who was briefly hospalitized during her stint on the show. “The minute we walked in [the show] I started crying – I never cry. I cry, like, once every three years … and then I got really sick … and that’s when we were like, ‘Maybe the jungle is not for Speidi.’ “ Eh, I am over Speidi, totally. I am all about Audrina.
The third time isn’t the charm for Britney Spears – at least not yet. Despite rumors that the singer plans to wed her boyfriend, agent Jason Trawick, the couple is not engaged, a source tells PEOPLE. “There’s no truth to it at all. Britney is not engaged,” says the source. Rumors of impending nuptials for Spears, who has been married twice before, began to surface Wednesday after Star magazine reported that the singer planned to “walk down the aisle again” with Trawick. Spears, 27, and Trawick have been spending lots of time together lately – including taking a trip to the Bahamas with her two sons last month. “They’re very sweet together,” a source People. “He makes Britney really happy, and he’s great with the boys.” Come on Britney, twice is enough for you for now.

Sean Penn is going on an indefinite hiatus from acting to spend time with his family, specifically his two teenage children, daughter Dylan, 18, and son Hopper, 15. The time off comes as a surprise, especially to the producers of what was to be his next two films, the Mafia-thriller Cartel, and the hotly-anticipated Three Stooges, where Penn was to portray curly-haired dimwit Larry opposite Jim Carrey’s Curly and Benicio Del Toro’s Moe. But Penn has greater priorities than taking one across the kisser. “Right now Sean wants to focus on being with his kids,” a source close to Penn tells PEOPLE. Oh man, he would have been a perfect Larry. Family is totally over-rated.

And finally, the brother of Mia Farrow has been found dead in his Vermont home, the second tragedy in recent months for the actress, whose daughter died in December. Patrick Farrow, 66, a sculptor who was the older brother of the actress, was found late Monday night by police responding to an emergency call placed by an unidentified female from his home in Castleton, Vt. “The victim’s body is being sent to the office of the chief medical examiner for autopsy to determine cause and manner of death,” said Vermont State Police Lt. Timothy Oliver in a statement. “The death is considered suspicious.” That is so sad, what a horrible way to end your life.

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