Happy Monday Kiddies and away I go. I must add, I am a little tired and spent.
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s publicist says the actress and her beau, Jamie Kennedy, are still dating, despite an Internet report claiming they’ve broken up. The two co-star on the television series “Ghost Whisperer.” Although blogger Perez Hilton reported on his Web site Kennedy “has been cheating on Jennifer Love Hewitt with his ex-girlfriend, Shannon Funk,” Hewitt’s representative told Usmagazine.com: “This is a completely fabricated story made up by a disgruntled former employee, terminated for cause. Jamie and Jennifer are happy and still together.” The magazine said Kennedy also shot down the accusation, writing on his Twitter page the report is “untrue and slanderous. Oh crap, I was excited. She is too good for a slug like Jamie Kennedy.
Reality television personality Khloe Kardashian and Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom married Sunday afternoon after dating for about a month. People.com said the formal wedding took place outside on the grounds of the Beverly Hills, Calif., home of music mogul and family friend, Irving Azoff. The event reportedly was taped for an upcoming episode of the reality TV series “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” Among the celebrities to attend the service were Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Osborne, Kobe Bryant, Chelsea Handler, Lara Spencer, Brittney Gastineau and Lala Vazquez. Kardashian’s stepfather, Bruce Jenner, walked her down the aisle, while her sisters, Kim and Kourtney, were at her side, the magazine said. The bride wore a Vera Wang gown and carried a white nosegay of roses, stephanotis and lilies of the valley, the magazine said. Wow, that was kind of shotgunnish, my vote is she is preggers.
Now on to real celebrities getting married, Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy have gotten married, a source who attended the wedding. Danes, 30, and Dancy, 34, tied the knot in a quiet ceremony in France a few weeks ago, according to the source. The pair met while filming the movie Evening in Newport, R.I., and revealed their engagement in February. In April, Danes’s pal Mamie Gummer, who appeared with the pair in Evening, said the bride-to-be was very “calm” about her upcoming nuptials. Yeah, bring back My So Called Life.
“Saturday Night Live” boss Lorne Michaels says new cast member Jenny Slate feels terrible about using an obscenity during the U.S. show’s season premiere. This past weekend’s 35th season opener also marked Slate’s debut on the sketch comedy series. The Washington Post said the swear word, which was unintentionally uttered during a sketch titled “Biker Chick Chat,” had not been heard on the show since cast member Charles Rocket said it 28 years ago. The word was said again at 12:43 a.m. ET Sunday, but was eliminated from the subsequent West Coast and Midwest re-broadcasts, the Post reported. After Slate said the word, she blew out her cheeks in apparent acknowledgement of the slip and went on with the skit without further incident. “It was literally her first time on the show. There was nothing dirty, just a slip of the tongue. It was ‘frickin’, frickin’, frickin’ ‘ and then boom! The pain that Jenny is going through is, I’m sure, (is) considerably worse than that experienced by anybody who saw it,” Michaels, the show’s executive producer, told the newspaper. Well, I guess it really is live.
Miss Britney Spears wrapped up the U.S. leg of her “Circus” concert tour in Las Vegas Sunday night. Reports have said singers Lance Bass and Barry Manilow attended her 90-minute show at Mandalay Bay. The concert capped her seven-month tour of the United States. Spears is also scheduled to perform several concerts in Australia in November. Well I guess I owe my buddy Roger 20 bucks. I thought she would have gotten through about 20 shows.
Speaking of Britney, she will share equal custody of her sons with Kevin Federline until 2010, after a judge extended an agreement allowing her to see the kids during her Circus world tour. The superstar singer negotiated a deal with ex-husband Federline earlier this year, which allowed her to take her two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, around the world while she undertakes her latest global trek. Federline – who has primary custody of the children – traveled with Spears’ entourage, and the deal worked out so well for all parties that Spears was granted extra time with her kids, splitting custody equally with her ex. The deal was initially agreed until the end of August, but lawyers for both parents have agreed to extend the order until the end of 2009. The ‘Toxic’ hitmaker will still be allowed 50/50 custody, and even more at certain times, according to TMZ.com. Woohoo, what a great year and tour she had.
“When my doctors at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles said the words ‘pancreatic cancer,’ a single thought popped into my head: I’m a dead man.” So says the late actor Patrick Swayze, who two weeks ago who dies at the diseas at age 57. His inner thoughts on his acting career, his illness and his legacy are being aired in his audio book Time of My Life, which Simon & Schuster is releasing Tuesday. In the tapes, which Swayze narrated himself the actor recalls how he sank into a miasma of “anger, bitterness and despair” soon after finding out that he wasn’t likely to live past a few months? News of his cancer diagnosis was first announced in spring 2008. He wrote his memoirs in June 2009 at his home in New Mexico. Who needs this crap? Not me.
And finally, Pamela Anderson says she’s not bankrupt – thank you very much – and is firing back against allegations that she owes more than $1 million to contractors and back taxes. “I’m financially secure and I want to thank everyone who expressed concern for me based on these rumors,” Anderson said in a statement Monday. “I am actually touched at how much concern has been expressed for me over this. It is true that I am in a dispute with some of the contractors working on my home. This is because after paying millions of dollars to build the house I continue to get bills from the contractors.” L.A. County records show that five construction companies have filed liens for unpaid bills for remodeling work done on the star’s Malibu home, with one company claiming $674,043 alone for “labor and materials … to remodel main house, construct swimming pool, and construct foundations for guest house.” Yeah, a couple of porno movies and she can get that paid off.
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