Levi is a moron
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009Happy Wednesday and away I go.
Twilight hunk Taylor Lautner has fueled rumors he is dating country singer Taylor Swift after they were spotted enjoying a date in Los Angeles. The two Taylors were photographed side-by-side watching a hockey game between the Los Angeles Kings and the Columbus Blue Jackets at the city’s Staples Center on Sunday. The pair, who both star in upcoming movie Valentine’s Day, have been rumored to be playing out a real-life romance ever since they were spotted embracing following one of Swift’s shows in Chicago, Illinois earlier this month . Swift’s representatives subsequently claimed the duo is “just friends”, but the pair’s latest public outing has dating rumors once again. The New York Daily News reports the pair headed back to the same hotel after the hockey game and claims they left the Beverly Wilshire together early the next morning. I really do think they would make a cute couple.

Melissa Joan Hart and Louie Vito, along with their professional dance partners, were eliminated from “Dancing with the Stars” in Los Angeles Tuesday night. ”That’s the game,” actress Hart said. “It’s tough. I was hoping to make it one more week. My husband was coming next week with my kids, but that’s all right. I’ll go home to them now.” Later in the evening, snowboarder Vito was eliminated from the dance competition series. ”It’s a lot harder than it looks,” he said. “Dealing with frustration, nerves because you’re doing something you’re not comfortable with in front of millions and millions of people. And every day I got up there and danced, I was just proud of myself for getting out there.” Aaron Carter, Mark Dacascos, Michael Irvin, Joanna Krupa, Mya, Kelly Osbourne and Donny Osmond — along with their professional dance partners — are still in the running for the show’s coveted mirror ball trophy. Um, is anybody still watching this show? Is has been nothing since Joey Fatone was booted off.

Actress Scarlett Johansson will make her Broadway debut starring in a revival of American playwright Arthur Miller’s drama “A View from the Bridge,” the show’s organizers said on Monday. Amid a growing trend of Hollywood stars appearing in Broadway plays, Johansson, 24, will appear on the Great White Way opposite actor Liev Schreiber in the drama set in 1950s America about a Brooklyn dockyard worker obsessed with his 17-year-old niece, to be played by Johansson. Previews will begin December 28 and the show will run for 14 weeks. Johansson’s list of films include “The Horse Whisperer”, “Lost in Translation” and Woody Allen’s “Match Point” in 2005. She also released an album this year with U.S. singer Pete Yorn. Schreiber has already appeared on Broadway several times, including winning a Tony award, as well as in films. Other high-profile film actor’s to have appeared on Broadway this year include Jude law, Hugh Jackman, Daniel Craig, Sienna Miller and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Wow, she is really diversified. Like the food court at the mall.

Brad Pitt was not hurt when his motorcycle collided with a paparazzo’s vehicle in Los Angeles during the weekend, a source told Usmagazine.com. X17 said Pitt was driving a new bike Saturday when he was hit from behind by a car driven by a photographer, apparently causing the actor to lose his balance. No injuries or damage to Pitt’s motorcycle were reported, but he is believed to have left the bike at the scene after speaking to the other motorist, Usmagazine.com said. Oh thank the lord; I have not slept well since.

Metallica and Justin Timberlake share a creepy common bond – the rockers obtained a restraining order in March against the woman accused of stalking the pop superstar. Karen McNeil was arrested at the “Cry Me A River” star’s property last week after she showed up at his home and refused to leave. Timberlake was then granted a restraining order against McNeil following her release from hospital after she underwent a psychiatric evaluation. In March, the same woman was ordered to stay at least 150 yards away from Lars Ulrich and the rest of Metallica after the drummer requested a restraining order from the Los Angeles County Superior Court. Timberlake and the band aren’t the first superstar acts who have been forced to take action against McNeil – she was also banned from getting close to Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose in 1995. Wow, what a nut case.

Levi Johnston went on CBS’s The Early Show on Wednesday to needle his favorite target, his baby mama’s mama Sarah Palin, by claiming she referred to her infant son Trig, who has Down syndrome, as “retarded.” Without providing any details, Johnston, 19, also darkly suggested that Palin, the former Republican candidate for vice-president, has done a whole lot worse, saying he knows things that could get her “in trouble and could hurt her.” “I’m not gonna go that far,” Johnston said in the first segment of a two-part interview. “You know, I mean, if I really wanted to hurt her, I could very easily. But there’s – I’m not gonna do it.” This prompted a snarling reply from the former Alaska governor. “We have purposefully ignored the mean spirited, malicious and untrue attacks on our family,” Palin says in a statement. “We, like many, are appalled at the inflammatory statements being made or implied. Trig is our ‘blessed little angel’ who knows it and is lovingly called that every day of his life.” Wow, I think the shiznit is about to hit the fan. And to think Palin was the best candidate us republicans could come up with.

Settle downTweener Jonas Brothers fans: Despite rumors to the contrary, the band is not breaking up. “We plan to make music together for as long as we can,” the brothers said in a letter to fans that they shared with PEOPLE. The speculation started after word spread Nick Jonas, 17, formed a band called Nick Jonas & the Administration and intensified since Kevin, 21, is getting married. But to clear things up, the band wrote a letter to their fans just before taking the stage in Venezuela, where they are performing as part of a world tour. Maybe they should break up and one of them should come out of the closet that will keep them relevant.

Corey Feldman’s wife has filed for divorce, seeking sole custody of their 5-year-old son Zen as well as spousal support, Los Angeles court records show. Feldman, 38, and Susie Sprague unfortunately married in October 2002, nine months after meeting in a nightclub, on the set of VH1’s The Surreal Life in a ceremony officiated by MC Hammer and a rabbi. In her Oct. 22 filing, Sprague asks that Feldman be granted visitation rights. A rep for Feldman, who recently starred in The Two Coreys reality show with fellow 80’s teen heartthrob Corey Haim, wasn’t immediately available for comment. Wow, is he calling Vh1 yet?

Tennis star Andre Agassi serves up a bombshell in his new memoir: In the late ’90s he began regularly using crystal meth. “I can’t speak to addiction, but a lot of people would say that if you’re using anything as an escape, you have a problem,” he tells PEOPLE. Agassi’s book, Open, details his descent into drug use, as well as his hair loss, his troubled marriage to Brooke Shields and the love he eventually found with his current wife, Steffi Graf. Asked how he thought his fans would react if they found out he was using drugs, Agassi, 39, says: “I was worried for a moment, but not for long. … I wore my heart on my sleeve and my emotions were always written on my face. I was actually excited about telling the world the whole story.” Wow, he should hang out with Stephanie Tanner.

And finally, Bruce Springsteen’s cousin and assistant road manager was found dead in the Kansas City’s Intercontinental Hotel Monday, not long before Springsteen and his band were to take to the stage. “Lenny Sullivan, Bruce’s cousin and the assistant road manager of the E Street Band for the last 10 years, passed away today at the age of 36,” a statement on Springsteen’s web site read. “A warm and sensitive person, he was beloved by Bruce, the Band, the crew, and the entire Thrill Hill family.” The death caused the cancellation of the show that night in Kansas City, Mo., with all tickets refunded and promises to return to the area “at the earliest opportunity.” Wow, he is like the honoree governor of Ne w Jersey.

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