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Singer Adam Lambert’s sexually charged performance at the American Music Awards has caused the Walt Disney Co-owned ABC-TV to review the steps it takes in preparing for live broadcasts of performers, Disney’s head of television said on Monday. Lambert, the runner-up on this year’s “American Idol,” gave a controversial performance during ABC’s broadcast of the American Music Awards on November 22, in which he simulated oral sex on-stage with a backup dancer, kissed a man and gave the middle finger to the audience. ABC edited Lambert’s performance during the West Coast broadcast of the night-time awards show, and later canceled Lambert’s scheduled November 25 appearance on its “Good Morning America” program. Disney/ABC Television Group President Anne Sweeney told Reuters that in reaction to the Lambert performance, Disney was reviewing the steps it takes to vet live performances by getting assurances from artists that their stage shows will resemble their rehearsals, and using contractual obligations to hold them to that. Well why didn’t MTV edit out the Britney / Madonna kiss from 5 years ago.

Golf star Tiger Woods took responsibility on Sunday for crashing his SUV outside his Florida house and said his wife acted courageously to help him, but again canceled an interview with authorities investigating the incident. The world’s top golfer said he wanted to keep details private of the accident in which his SUV crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree outside his mansion, but a Florida Highway Patrol (FHP) officer said charges were still pending. The accident occurred after Woods pulled his Cadillac Escalade out of the driveway of his house at about 2:25 a.m. EST on Friday, the FHP said. He was taken to the hospital with injuries and released. ”This situation is my fault and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me,” Woods, 33, said on his official website. “I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again. ”This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.” I suggest Kobe’s lawyer.

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s representatives say the dating Hollywood stars have not broken up, contrary to a report claiming they did. People.com quoted an unnamed source as saying, without elaboration, that Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal recently ended their romantic relationship after about two years. However, representatives for the celebrities told the magazine’s Web site the insider has the story wrong. ”It is not true,” the stars’ publicists Nanci Ryder and Carrie Byalick said in a joint statement. “They are still together.” Witherspoon, a divorced mother of two, won the 2006 Oscar for her work in “Walk the Line.” Gyllenhaal is best known for his performance in the 2005 film “Brokeback Mountain.” His new film “Brothers” is to open in U.S. theaters Friday. Anything for publicity to keep his name out there for his new movie opening.

Oprah Winfrey’s production company says there are no plans to air the traditional favorite things episode of her show this year. The decision was confirmed by TVGuide.com Wednesday but no reason for the change was reported. Since 2002, Winfrey has bestowed her favorite beauty products, food, books, appliances and other items on all the members of “The Oprah Winfrey Show” studio audience one day around Thanksgiving. The special episode is usually wildly popular with her fans. However, a Harpo Productions representative told TVGuide.com there are no plans for such a show this season. Winfrey recently announced her intention to wrap up her show in 2011 after 25 years. Damn it Oprah, you really suck as of late.

In his VH1 show My Antonio, Antonio Sabato Jr. traveled to Hawaii in search of love – and he found it! The actor, 37, stepped out with his new love, singer-songwriter Cheryl Moana Marie, on Sunday at the Hollywood Christmas Parade, introducing her as “my girlfriend.” Shortly after Sabato’s show wrapped, a source tells insiders, he and the Hawaiian-born Marie began to date. “They are so solid, so happy together,” the source says. See people, level B celebs really can find love on reality TV.

It’ll be a first-family wedding for former first daughter Chelsea Clinton. The daughter of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Marc Mezvinsky, it has been confirmed to MSN.com. Clinton, 29, of course, is the former first couple’s only child. Mezvinsky, a banker and fellow Stanford alumnus, is the 31-year-old son of former Iowa congressman Ed Mezvinsky and former Pennsylvania congresswoman Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinksy. The two became engaged on Thanksgiving, which they spent in New York. I bet he is doing it for the celebrity status.

It’s the stuff country songs are made of. David Hasselhoff and his ex-wife Pamela Bach are having a troubled start to the holiday season – one landing in the hospital, the other in jail over the Thanksgiving weekend. Hasselhoff was hospitalized for two days, PEOPLE has confirmed, though his attorney Mel Goldsman would not disclose the nature of his illness. “David is home now and he’s fine,” says Goldsman. Hasselhoff’s troubles began at home on Friday. Though authorities did not identify the name of the patient or the owner of the home, a fire department spokesman did confirm that paramedics responded to a call for medical aid at 11:51 a.m. at a home in Encino, and the patient was transported by ambulance to a local hospital. People learned that the address of the home matches the one owned by Hasselhoff. Also, Hasselhoff’s ex-wife Bach was arrested on a DUI charge by the California Highway Patrol on Saturday night while driving down the 101 Freeway near Laurel Canyon Blvd. According to a Los Angeles Police Department jail spokesman, she was taken into custody at the Van Nuys jail and later released on her own recognizance. When will the cops stop hasselling the Hoff?
The fourth time just might be the charm for Tom Arnold, who wed Ashley Groussman in an intimate ceremony on Saturday in Maui, PEOPLE has confirmed. More than 75 family and friends attended the ceremony at Shep and Renee Gordon’s home, including actor Dax Shepard, who served as Arnold’s best man. Andrea Groussman was the maid of honor and designed the couple’s rings. Arnold and home organizer Groussman, who wore a Claire Pettibone gown, met through mutual friends in April 2008. “I knew that if I could get Ashley to fall in love with me, I’d never have to worry about anything else as long as I lived,” Arnold wrote on the couple’s weddingchannel.com page. The two became engaged this past March at Arnold’s 50th birthday party. “I’m the luckiest girl in the world!” Groussman wrote. Wow, 4th time? Does he still have any money? Because he isn’t that attractive.

These days Stephanie Pratt looks like a shell of her former self – but unlike most Tinseltowners who are quick say they popped the pounds with “diet & exercise,” the 23-year-old said being down in the dumps lead to a dramatic weight loss. “It was 6 months of hating life! It was a great secret,” she told Tarts at a recent Hollywood bash when we asked how she lost so much weight. “I got backstabbed by half of my friends, and people stopped looking at me as a friend and more of a commodity and what they could get in the end. I am a very sensitive person to a fault, and I’ve never been mean to anyone and I kept on thinking, ‘What’s wrong with me that makes these people treat me like this? What did I do to attract this?’” And according to New York nutritionist and founder of SkinnyandtheCity.com Tanya Zuckerbrot, MS, RD Pratt’s now scary skinny body isn’t exactly healthy and she estimates the reality starlet has probably gone from 140 pounds to 112 in the last four-five months. Eh, my guess is that it was a liquid diet, remember she got a DUI a couple of months ago.

And finally, Now that Rihanna has gotten much of the explaining and documenting of her infamous night with Chris Brown that left her beaten and bloodied, she’s free to talk about less serious things, like naked photos of herself and sex in general. The ‘Russian Roulette’ R&B queen boldly opens up in an exclusive interview with Britain’s The Sun, telling the newspaper that she thinks “Every woman should have naked pictures taken.” Her reasoning? “In five years my body might not look like this!” Um Rihanna, didn’t this get you in trouble a couple of months ago, when the naked pictures were “leaked” on to the Internet.

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